Let me count the ways....
While watching The Bachelorette from this week this morning Ive discovered yet more reasons why I could never be on this show : 1- I'm not a size 2
2- When I run on the sand in Tahiti stuff jiggles ( I swear shes not real )
3- I have to brush my hair , long hair is not pretty when stringy and in messy buns
4- While its so realistic to sit in a pool surrounded by candles and rose pedals ( enter sarcasm) ....my only 2 fears are drowning and being burnt
5- My stomach is way to sensitive for all this weird food they give them.....clearly its not reality or we'd see them running to the bathroom
6- In what world does a guy like Frank dump a girl like Alli??
Lets be real, we could go on for hours but I won't...mainly because my turkey bacon and eggs are done and I want to eat :)
2- When I run on the sand in Tahiti stuff jiggles ( I swear shes not real )
3- I have to brush my hair , long hair is not pretty when stringy and in messy buns
4- While its so realistic to sit in a pool surrounded by candles and rose pedals ( enter sarcasm) ....my only 2 fears are drowning and being burnt
5- My stomach is way to sensitive for all this weird food they give them.....clearly its not reality or we'd see them running to the bathroom
6- In what world does a guy like Frank dump a girl like Alli??
Lets be real, we could go on for hours but I won't...mainly because my turkey bacon and eggs are done and I want to eat :)
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