Learning to read would be helpful

If you don't know me , be warned....if you do then this you can just file away in the Laci bathroom chronicles!

So today at work I'm having a normal tummy attack, trying to foil a client in between cold sweats . I dig through my purse for Immodium and about cry i'm so excited when i find some. Practically dehydrated and delirious I take some and go back to my client. A few hours late its only getting worse , I go to my purse to see how quickly the Immodium is supposed to work but I couldn't find the box, the only box I could find was an Ex-Lax box.........you figure out the rest