Sorry , I have to wash my hair
Today was one of those days when I am so thankful for my career choice. I spent the majority of the day cracking up with clients. I have some incredible clients....some crazy ones as well but they make for great stories . Here are some of my favorite lines :
1- "Can you cut my hair longer ? "
2- " I don't wanna loose any length or get bangs but I wanna look completely different "- Well i wanna eat mcdonalds everyday and sit on my butt yet loose 100lbs...we can't have it all people
3- " Well , my husband wants my hair to look like...." All I wanna say to this is , does HE do your hair ? NO
4- This isn't really a line but the pictures people bring in are hilarious......if you're 300lbs and you bring me a picture of Hallie Berry....no haircut will make you look like that picture. Trust me, I continually show Lisa Beyonce's picture and well , you've all seen me ...there is no Beyonce going on over here. Although I could give her a run for her money as far as dance moves go...just sayin!
Somedays the only thing that gets me through is simply saying " people are crazy" ...I"m sure I am at times. Like tonight , I passed on coffee with a friend because I had to wash my hair...I swear when I tell people that they think its my lame excuse kinda like " sorry honey I have a headache " or " Ofcourse you don't look fat in that outfit " . But its a legitimate excuse , I have a beast on my head and sometimes it takes over my life :)
1- "Can you cut my hair longer ? "
2- " I don't wanna loose any length or get bangs but I wanna look completely different "- Well i wanna eat mcdonalds everyday and sit on my butt yet loose 100lbs...we can't have it all people
3- " Well , my husband wants my hair to look like...." All I wanna say to this is , does HE do your hair ? NO
4- This isn't really a line but the pictures people bring in are hilarious......if you're 300lbs and you bring me a picture of Hallie Berry....no haircut will make you look like that picture. Trust me, I continually show Lisa Beyonce's picture and well , you've all seen me ...there is no Beyonce going on over here. Although I could give her a run for her money as far as dance moves go...just sayin!
Somedays the only thing that gets me through is simply saying " people are crazy" ...I"m sure I am at times. Like tonight , I passed on coffee with a friend because I had to wash my hair...I swear when I tell people that they think its my lame excuse kinda like " sorry honey I have a headache " or " Ofcourse you don't look fat in that outfit " . But its a legitimate excuse , I have a beast on my head and sometimes it takes over my life :)
Miss Laci, I didn't know you were of the blog world! YAY!!!! I'm adding you to my blog roll on my personal blog!! You funny! ;) And oh dear, I wonder what you say after I leave your chair? Eh, well, I already know I'm crazy so it can't be all that bad. I can't wait till the day you can make me look like Courteney Cox or someone though... sounds like you have a lot of celeb-wanna be clients! Better figure that one out!
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