Refuse to love cats

Its been a cat infested weekend and I'm pissed ! It all started Friday when I traveled to  Columbus to do hair for a wedding. Usually when we go onsite for a wedding they have a space cleared out, cool, and well ventilated. NOT these people , They stuck us in a kitchen nook that had no windows, they didn't have their air on because " theres a nice breeze "...nice breeze my butt... maybe if you're sitting completely still and to top it all off they had the fattest cat I've ever seen who laid on the only vent in the room therefore blocking any air and spreading its catness all over the place. Now when I say fat I don't mean just a little tummy , I mean the size of a small horse fat!!!!! I know my mom doesn't like it when I say "hate" but its the only word that really describes how I feel about cats...I HATE them. They are evil little allergy inducers ! After 4 hours of Aveda hairspray floating in the air and a cat the size of an elephant ( yes I know he keeps getting bigger and bigger ) my nose refused to work and my eyes grew saddle bags ! I had a slight break from satans animal until this morning when my neighbor's cat  sat at my patio door and tried to talk to me. Clearly I don't speak cat and its closeness to my home was irritating me ! So I'm sitting here once again this weekend itching my eyes and blowing my nose. Now theres no way my ailments could be from having the windows open all night ....it has to be that evil animal :) I"m sorry if you have a cat and are offended by this....but lets be real....cat ? Really ??? Get a real animal .....like a dog or a giraffe !